We launch our Kickstarter tomorrow — and we wanted to give you a quick look at what your support actually makes possible… and what you get in return.
We already have seed funding to support part of our crew (and keep everyone well-fed), but our goal of $10,000 is what allows us to rehearse and pay our actors — in other words, it brings real humans into this beautifully strange story.
But once we hit that goal… things get interesting.
At $20,000 — Production Design
We transform our castle into a spooky netherworld: haunted relics, eerie portraits, unsettling cuckoo clocks… the kind of details that make you think:
“Something is very wrong here.”
At $30,000 — Stunts
Yes… people will be jumping from heights.
Flying through windows. Fighting hand-to-hand combat.
At $40,000 — Practical Effects
Rain. Lightning. Fire. Meteor showers.
You know — dinner party essentials.
So yes… the more you support,
the more we escalate the apocalypse.
And because we like giving back…
Here are a few of our favorite rewards:
At $50 — “The Acolyte”
Watch Bitter Brownies — our previous film that somehow won 130+ awards
(we’re still processing that).
At $250 — “The Inner Circle”
A signed digital poster + storyboards.
You’re basically inside the brain of the film.
At $500 — “The Summoner”
Associate Producer credit + virtual premiere.
You didn’t just support the film… you helped summon it.
At $1,000 — “The Hairy Beast”
Join us at the premiere. Meet us.
We promise we’re (mostly) normal.
At $2,500 — “The Four Horsemen”
A personal thank you from all four lead actors.
Yes… all four of them.
This film is weird, ambitious, and fully independent. And it only happens if people like you decide it should.
So if you believe in bold storytelling, dark comedy… and dinner parties that go very wrong
Join us tomorrow.
Let’s make something unforgettable.
…and possibly apocalyptic.
